To Kill A Mouse Pt. 3

Ok so as you can read from Kieras blogs... We were pretty interested in this whole Killing mice with music yesterday. Well in young authors, which we also had yesterday, we are always asked if we have something we wanna write about in the journal and we'd write our ideas on the board.. Well Kiera showed her genius-ness once again when she popped up with the idea and carried her brave soul to the board to write in that felt feeling tip of that white board marker, smearing black ink all over the white backdrop in the form of letters.... which came out to form the question. "If you could kill mice with music, what kind of music would it be?" . .

I of course was amazed at the total freaking awesomness of the question that I had no choice but to write about it... SO here goes the entry I made into our Young Authors journal that I thought I'd share....


I would probably use Death Metal to kill a mouse. I don't know about you, but I can't see a mouse listeneing to those thrashing guitars and growling, sometimes barking vocals. Expecially if he was a Hood Rat.

But maybe, just maybe, you'll catch a mouse in the pit headbanging to some Lamg Of God or Cradle Of Filth. In that case I would play some Chris Brown or something of that sort because I believe listening to that crap for extensive amounts of time can make a grown MAN want to kill themself so why not a mouse, since there smaller.

Also.. For HARDCORE Rock mouses. Which are even rarer now-a-days, with all these poser mice, they might think Hip Hop is totally stupid.
"Life Is Like Candy, You Gotta Throw Out All The Rappers"
In that case I'd play some Lil Wayne. With his waaaaaay past annoying voice, his stupid metaphors that everybody thinks are "so sick", his overly overrated-ness, and all that coming from a dude who looks like Kermit The Frog with dreds. You can't blame it for wanting to jump off a cliff.